Since I turned 70, I am the purfict person to put out this BOOK about getting OLD which was difficult. At my age, I've seen it all, heard it all and done it all... I just can't remember it all. I first realized I was getting old when I noticed that my neck and back were the only things that got stiff. I've also arrived at the conclusion that before you can be old and wise, you first have to be young and stupid. Sure I'm old enough to know better but I'm also old enough to not give a shit. Even my old girlfriend was starting to look like an old lady so I got her a complete makeover. She no...