A brand new collection of Poems from an as yet unknown, but soon to be famous author

A first attempt Murder Mystery, with no clue as to what, when, where or who the killer is... It's the best thing since sliced Bread.

Either you're going to laugh with me, or you're going to chuck this book out of the window. I do hope however you'll share my quirky sense of humour as one mans joke is another mans jerk, or something similar.