..".Moan..." "Are you well, Mr. Temperance?" "Hunh? Oh, yes, Ma'am, Miss Plumtartt, Ma'am, it's just that since we find ourselves stranded on this voodoo-drenched Carribean island, I thought it might be a good idea to practice acting like a mobile corpse, cause it's looking like we are up to our armpits in dead folks walking. My suspicion is that they're wanting to snack on our gray matter." "Indeed, Mr. Temperance, for I fear that if you, I, and our compatriots are not successful on this escapade, the entire planet could be threatened by cadaver cataclysm, eh hem?" "Yes, Ma'am, Miss...

"Leapin' lizards, Miss Plumtartt, we've got big trouble, really big trouble " "Indeed, Mr. Temperance, for unethical experiments carried out in this remote locale, somewhere south of Nippon, has left this Monstrous Isle aswarm with uncanny creatures of titanic dimensions, eh hem?" "Yes, Ma'am, Miss Plumtartt, Ma'am, and if we ain't careful, one extra jumbo-sized mega-reptile is going to run rampant all over our unsuspecting planet " "Then let us gather what comrades we may, however unlikely they be, and face this, the greatest of your challenges: Ichabod Temperance versus the Monarch of all...