Sanity Clause is coming... for more than cookies and a glass of milk in this second collection of twisted Christmas cautions. Santa and Satan face off in an epic battle - on Mars - or discover what happens when zombies duel on Christmas morn. Read about pantomime gone mad(der) and discover there are some presents which should simply never be opened. So sit back and get ready to consume this disturbing, funny, scary and sometimes unsettling festive feast.
Sanity Clause is coming... for more than cookies and a glass of milk in this second collection of twisted Christmas cautions. Santa and Satan face off...
Vesper is a scientific-minded young woman living in the kingdom of Malland. When she finds a detached talking penis in the woods, her sheltered life with its wistful fantasies of change explodes into chaos as the penis chases her home, wrecks her sister's engagement party, and causes a scandal so costly that it results in Vesper's forced engagement to a wart-faced widower who agrees to pay her family's debt.
Vesper flees her engagement, hoping for a reward when she returns the penis to his owner-the royal prince, no less. But she discovers that the penis isn't the only talking body...
Vesper is a scientific-minded young woman living in the kingdom of Malland. When she finds a detached talking penis in the woods, her sheltered lif...
