A poetic declaration of love for my girlfriend, Johnnie Dickey. I love you forever, my Johnnie. Contains "The Lost Princess," an epic fantasy poem.

Funny sci-fi in the vein of Douglas Adams' "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." Five year-old Prail Abraxis of Praxis has a boring job taking care of the three suns that orbit Earth 2.0, so she spends her time and energy writing games. President Gorlax, President For Life of planet Gortician, enlists the aid of mad poet Sherman Oakes to win her heart. Hilarity, romance and mayhem ensue. Warning: Contains several instances of poetry, some mildly disturbing in nature. Implied female nudity. References to fictional body parts. This book contains adult language and situations. You prat.