I bought the wrong face soap. Why? Because it says smooth face cleanser on it. I put it on my face and I'm fairly certain it's lotion. I also bought something that says "Body souffle." What is that? Is it a lotion? Is it shower gel? Am I supposed to eat it? When did they start changing the names of everything to things I don't understand? It feels like everything I buy is something like, "Cake Batter Happy Hands " or "Incredible Feet Pudding " Heather Jonasson is a Texan who made the long journey to Sweden many years ago, trading in cowboy hats, horses, and oil wells for dancing like a frog...