Things don't always turn out the way that we expect them to. Take the world for example; just when humanity thought that it would be destroyed by environmental collapse, the vampires stepped in and took over. Now, the planet is healing, the economy is stable, wars are a thing of the past, and everyone knows who the President will be for the next two hundred years. Of course, death isn't quite as certain as it used to be, but taxes still are-even if they are paid in blood. The only problem is that one of the undead has started kidnapping daytimer girls for his own little blood farm. And in "A...