Scare Johnson is a regular guy from South Boston (Southie) who only wants to enjoy his little slice of the American Pie. In this case it's Key Lime pie he has his sites set on. He buys himself a barge, anchors it off the Florida Keys, and along with his childhood friend, Billy Cortez, they fix the barge up and rent out space on the upper deck. All they want to do is sit back, rake in the money, and relax while enjoying the Florida sun. Unfortunately, a greedy Russian with a t-shirt shop in Key West decides he wants to invest in their business, against their wishes. Enter Scare's Southie...