When high school nerds Mike Nelson and Vicki Hansen are invited to join the exclusive Anubis Society, they think they've found the perfect geek hangout... a spot where they can read some comics, play some Magic, nosh on a little junk food, do a little RPGing, and generally get their fanboy/fangirl on in style.

But within the Anubis Society lurks the much more secretive League of Anubis... an inner clique of highly imaginative young teenagers who have learned the truth... that they are actually reincarnated Egyptian Gods, exiled to the mortal Lands of Clay while Horus, Set, and Sobek stage...

READER'S ADVISORY: This novel contains scenes that sane readers will find disturbing, including incredibly graphic descriptions of horrific violence and unimaginably depraved sexual acts. Obviously, this is a work exclusively intended for mature audiences. They moved to Redhaven because of its folksy charm, its old fashioned small town feel, its safe schools and its nonexistent crime rate. They moved to Redhaven because the town's locally owned bank is so reasonable and generous with low interest mortgages and small business start up loans. They moved to Redhaven because everyone there is so...

When the call center she works at is overwhelmed by an army of zombies, Sheila Noyce finds herself stranded on the far side of Louisville, Kentucky from the home where she left her husband and daughter earlier that morning. Yet even if she can somehow make her way back to them, and even if her family is still alive -- how can they hope to survive, in a city that is rapidly becoming an open urban grave filled with screaming hordes of the ravenous dead?

Jim here. Look, I was just sitting out by the apartment complex pool, chatting with Liz, the big titted blonde chick from England, when suddenly these two guys dressed like refugees from MIAMI VICE popped in out of nowhere and started shooting at me. Not cool, dude. Not cool at ALL. When I say they popped in, I mean, they just kind of appeared. Out of nowhere. And since they were wearing watches just like mine, I figure that means they're actually time travelers. Probably come to get MY time watch back from me. No way, dudes. No WAY. When the Mysterious Stranger handed me my watch, he told me...

When treacherous aliens strand Webster Madison at the far end of the Milky Way, he is forced to battle his way back home across a hostile galaxy where every alien hand, claw, tentacle, and cybernetic appendage is raised against him. Meanwhile, back on Earth, Sam Curtis is busy bringing the entire planet under his benevolent and enlightened rule -- while making sinister plans against the day that Webster finally returns home

December, 1944: The Nazi supervillains in the SS Occult Bureau have learned that Glen Miller's horn is actually an ancient Instrument of Power... and Hitler wants it. Now, as Captain Miller flies to a USO concert in France in the same plane as stage magicians Tazara and Magerock, piloted by Commander Harry Bailey, a nefarious spell is cast to take mystical remote control of that plane and divert it to Berlin. But the ghost of Amelia Earhart has overheard this evil plot and carried a warning to the Allies, specifically to a former German pilot from WWI now incarnate as a shambling heap of...

A military memoir detailing the experiences of the Worst Army Recruit Ever as he passes through Army Infantry Basic Training at Fort Benning, GA in 1985.