When an up and coming Austin band wants the dance crew to perform for their music video, it's a dream come true... until they realize it's a swing band, and almost no one on the crew knows anything about swing. Ethan comes to the rescue to make sure all his friends get their fifteen minutes of fame, in spite of the fact that he's having horrible nightmares that just may be the product of Twist's deranged imagination. The band wants to make the videos an homage to slasher films, so they rent a campground that's the perfect setting for every slasher film every made. Can you say, "Kill, kill,...

Ethan Fox is a world-champion dancer forced to move to tiny Dumass, TX where the only dance team thinks their dusty moves and lame studio are the s**t. The only good thing is Tango, the best dancer in town. And she's hot What Ethan doesn't know is that he's not the only one secretly after her. Twist searches online for a way to make her fall for him. He doesn't dance, so he'll try anything: even a magic spell from the naked chick who promises to help him win Tango forever. Witchcraft isn't just a song by Frank Sinatra. "Great characters, non-stop snappy dialogue, ever- escalating drama and...

We cloned Jesus. It seemed like a good idea at the time. The fundamentalists were taking over, you know, the United Church of America? The leader of those psychos got himself elected President. Then the shit hit the fan, just like he predicted: floods, famine, plagues. They declared him a God damned prophet. When HIV went airborne, when he said it was terrorists? That was the excuse he needed to throw everyone into the ghettos. Gays, Muslims, Hispanics, Blacks. Once he declared the UCA the national religion, he managed to throw the Jews in there as well. So the Pope dug a piece of wood out of...