I, Joey Michaels, am the Food Fight Professional.

Basically this means that if food is flying in the school cafeteria, people think Im responsible. Working at a soup kitchen as punishment shows me how I can use my reputation in a good way-to organize a "food fight" to fight hunger.

Winning the food fight wouldnt be so hard if I didnt have the following three problems:
1) The neighbor girl who records all my mistakes and posts them to the internet
2) Her newly adopted brothers from Haiti who dont think wasting food is a laughing matter
3) A school principal who wants revenge for the pie...

I, Joey Michaels, am The Pillow Fight Professional

Basically this means I'm training a bunch of my sister's friends to hold their own against older siblings. Unfortunately, when the girls win a pillow fight at an overnighter, those older siblings aren't very happy with me. I'm forced to plan a pillow fight to end all pillow fights. Me and the girls against a bunch of bigger boys.

Winning the pillow fight would be a lot easier without the following three problems:

1) Brock, the bully, who has never lost a pillow fight-or any fight for that matter

2) Isabelle, my partner, who may...