Martin has a problem. Several, actually.

His girlfriend thinks he's insane, that's probably number one on his list. The bills are a lesser worry, admittedly, but won't pay themselves. Oh, and a nebulous evil organisation is scheming against him, which is also of concern.

Martin must appease said girlfriend, persuade his closest friends of their imminent peril, and come to terms with a pseudo-homeless thespian who, against all evidence to the contrary, just might be his saviour. It's all taking longer than he expected.

Part manifesto and part cry for help, this book offers Martin's...