Beyond Uranus is the first of a trilogy of four or more books telling the ripping space yarns and illuminating times of an always late to work teacher and heroic on-line gamer. The wrong kind of life, in the wrong kind of job, leads Roy to emotionally subsist on lager, pizza and on-line gaming. A fantastical opportunity presents him with a chance to boldly go, where others have trod before. Joining the crew of a mysterious Earth Station, Roy becomes a space pilot working for the galactic 'UN' shielding the Earth from an inappropriate first contact. With a group of friends and an extraordinary...

The second hilarious yarn in the Uranus trilogy. Sand gets everywhere and when it finds its way into Roy's bed it sets in motion an expedition to the Dead Zone to search for his missing, presumed-dead, father. However, before he sets off there is time for some humorous misadventures into foreign climes aboard Earth Station Three. Meet a new addition to the group, the straight talking and foul-mouthed Daz. He was asked to leave the SAS for being too aggressive and then likewise fails as a space pilot. Dr. D'Eath encounters him, when he attacks the station looking to kill Roy. Unfortunately he...

The Androids of Thor's Helmet Book 1 - The Last Galactic War Trilogy. Roy and the crew are back, ready for another bonkers mission. In smart new uniforms and equipped only with a metal detector and their own wits they set out to find the androids on Earth Station III. They meet the Tarot, a tribe of Eskimos, resident in Tunisia. Later in Brazil it is carnival time and Roy loses his ability to speak, gawping at the excess of exposed flesh. The Troubadours return and Roy must honour his I.O.U. They go shopping in Darlington to spend 100,000 and is Toss-Pot really a tosspot? The Android quest...