You know when you're telling a story and you can tell if you're killing or thrilling the listener? Whenever I tell this story in person, it never fails to captivate the audience. We were David with a Canadian passport, failing miserably at winning just one football game against stars-and-stripes-draped Goliaths. It doesn't matter who I tell - women, men, young, old, football lovers, and football haters. No one has ever been bored. They're stimulated. They can't get enough. They want more. Two reasons why - the gory details and the way I tell it. Their need to listen comes of morbid curiosity,...