Have you ever attended a funeral where the deceased was sitting up in a homemade chair? How about a wedding where the officiating minister used a whistle to keep order? Ever witnessed church ushers click their counters as you came in the door? Have you ever wondered what to give your minister for Pastor Appreciation Day? Wonder no more. Give the gift of laughter. "Pastor Depreciation Day" is a collection of humorous observations and zany fictional events and situations within the local church. The book begins with the call of a pastor to a church and continues with his ongoing quest for...