This is where it all began for Miz M and Miz K, Robin Anderson's glorious "transvestites of taste, never tackiness." Join them for the adventures of a lifetime that include doppelgangers, trannys, ladyboys and princesses, lovelorn royalty, and lusty men."

Having been formerly Invited to Vulgaria - a remote country adjacent to Transylvania - to judge The Hunk in Hiding Competition, the outrageous MIZ MIRANDA MARACONA and MIZ (sometimes Princess) KOOKIE KOMBUIS - "We are transvestites of taste; never tackiness " - little realise what lies in store for them when they inadvertently meet the dashing TRIPLE OH HEAVEN, a spy to out do all other spies in both looks and daring. On an assignment for the CYCLOPES AGENCY and the British Government to reinstate the ex-President "Butch" Boyko Borscht to his rightful position, the always tantalising,...

What makes ANDERS different? Could it be the mysterious cousin, the supposed second cousin-or more? And what does the desperate message "FIND RORY" mean? It takes LARS and TORSTEIN, aided and abetted by ANNIE, along with TOBY, DAVID, and VARG to set matters in motion. What is HILLY HILBOROUGH'S story and will he or won't he turn the tables on SPECTER, WESTFIELD, et al? The key to ANDERS' "difference" is conniving ELIZABETH GUDMUNDSEN and the avaricious THINUS VAN RENSBURG. Add the relevance of a severed sheep's head plus a box of peppermint creams and you'll still be none the wiser unless you...

"You can choose your friends but you sho' can't choose your family " Harper Lee's immortal quote from To Kill a Mockingbird is happily changed to "You can choose your friends but I couldn't have chosen a better family," by tiny heroine Madeleine (Maddy) Marie Jensen when referring to her 'Divoon Daddy', a feeling heartily endorsed by Maddy's twelve year-old fiance, Harry, and an endearment which leads the two through a tale of riotous fun, mystery, and mayhem. Thus follows a series of unprecedented happenings, taking the two and their subsequent offspring, on an unparalleled rollercoaster...

Murder, mystery and unbridled mayhem unparalleled since the time of Ancient Rome return to the 21st Century with the reincarnation of two evil Emperors: the self-proclaimed Neos Helios (The New Sun) and Elagabalus (The Sun God). What is the ruse behind wealthy Timothy Tremble's underwater fantasy and his grim fascination in the dark world of designer Robert Barton? Clash of the Titans pales into insignificance when the two, aided and abetted by their willing cohorts, cross phalluses

Blame it all on the words RAUNCH or UNIVERSAL, otherwise why and how do the paths of an agent - hell bent on revenge - two males models, a Sophia Loren lookalike, a vindictive international photographer, a garrotte, a mysterious, white paste and Queen Elizabeth the First inevitably cross and sometimes double cross? One clue may lie in Venice, another in Udaipur or even the Amazon jungle, but it all follows a vicious encounter between the Sophia Loren lookalike and an art student more interested in the delights of acrimony than art. Add to this a champion "rugger bugger," a fashion designer...