Please no Not another book on "how to lose weight" Come to think of it. What do men know about losing weight so isn't it about time to turn the tables on him? (Men don't diet. They sit in front of the TV and drink beer and would still have been living in caves if not for women.) One easy read in less than 2700 words that may just turn out to be the best thing you have ever done. It was written by a man that knows nothing about weight or diet or slimming or Watchers except those that come knocking on your door and it is better to not let them in. There is just one thing worse than a woman...

A lighthearted Read-and-Complete 3-in-1 short story in less than 10 000 words. (Think of it as an adult coloring exercise for the idle mind.) It started during one of those boring never-ending commuting journeys shared with my publishing agent and lifelong friend Jan. Jan suggested an easy on-the-go detective piece to kill start-stop commuting time. Maybe a bit of light-hearted investigative silliness that one could start and then put down with your train timetable and front door key just to be picked up again tomorrow morning. A who-done-it story or stories that I would begin in some detail...