Brandon is a miserable teenager. He doesn't like his peers and he doesn't like himself. When we first meet him in 10th grade he is incredibly uncomfortable in his own skin; and while he isn't exactly a loner he always feels alone. Brandon is starting to suspect that everybody sucks. His head is filled with referential information from years of television, video games, and comic books and, though he realizes this doesn't make him a great person, he feels it makes him better than the Abercombie and Birkenstock garbed douche bags that define his generation. If only he had the magic red boomerang...