I once knew a man who claimed to have the truth. In reality, all he had was money- your money. His truth, his happiness, his success, revolved entirely around selling a book of false hope to you, your neighbors, your family, and the meter-maid who gave you that ticket when you ran in to that shop that one time for half a second. You know the one I'm talking about: the short dude with then compensation issues. Anyway, this isn't that book. This isn't a book of truth that is going to drop everything you want into your lap. This book contains my truth, and my truth promises you nothing. You...

For better or worse we all make mistakes. Be it out of fear or a desire to do good everyone cocks up eventually. No matter of omnipotence can prevent that. When he began his presidential campaign Alexander Douglas only wanted the best for the world. Little did he know just how massive an impact his first act would be. Once the ball drops nothing less than divine intervention can set the world back to spinning right. President Douglas isn't the only one with problems, however, and the solar system turns out to be more crowded than we'd imagined.