"Cluck The Undercover Chicken" is a love story. Wait, that isn't it. It's an action adventure filled with thrills, intrigue and danger. Well, it does have that. It has a hero that kids can look up to. That definitely isn't true, despite what that "hero" thinks. Sigh...here's the truth. It's a story about a rooster who can't stand being called a rooster, who also spends his time arguing with the writer of the book, while trying to save his planet (made of a mutated egg shell) from a crazed hen who wants equal rights...as long as she is absolute ruler. And you think you have problems. "Cluck"...

The 21st Century is approaching its midpoint, and the world has changed. While nations still have their own names, there are no longer any borders. What was once 196 different governments and idealogies has been reduced to one. One of the most successful men in this new world is JaFrancis Brownell . A video game and book publisher, he is worth billions, with a fanbase to match. At the verge of publishing his 200th title, a friend brings to his attention something from the past that he didn't know existed, forcing him to come face to face with someone he hasn't seen in years...his father,...

Written in short sections, "90 Things" is a tongue-in-cheek look at life and the things in it that drive us insane. The book tackles a variety of subjects: The controversial (racial tension and stereotypes) to the simply annoying (rude people in supermarkets); The lack of good sense in smart people (why women let men keep hurting them) to pure greed (how the rich keeps getting richer off of the middle class, the inane status of American politics); The joys (and mostly trials) of raising offspring (children and their evil ways) before finally taking an inside look at my own pet peeves that...