"Hello, is anyone there?" "This is Ichabod Temperance, transmitting from the year 1875." "Do you read me?" "Oh my Goodness We've got trouble, y'all " "Ever since that strange comet passed our world, not only have there been more than just an overwhelming amount of steam and spring inventions popping up all over Earth, but there also have been uncanny monster sightings as well Well, almost sightings, as these inter-dimensional, over-legged, eyeball-clustered beasties are nearly invisible to the human eye That is where my own enhanced inventiveness has gotten me into misadventure as I alone...
"Hello, is anyone there?" "This is Ichabod Temperance, transmitting from the year 1875." "Do you read me?" "Oh my Goodness We've got trouble, y'all "...
It is New Year's Eve, 1875. In this humorously told Steampunk tale, adventure-prone Ichabod Temperance and his lovely sweetheart, Miss Persephone Plumtartt, once again find themselves swept up into a whirlwind of misadventure and international catastrophe. The entire world totters on the brink of war, as various nations develop arsenals of dreadful power. It seems as though every nation on Earth lusts for Empire. A sinister plot boils to change the course of human history. Along with a remarkable cast of characters, including sapient animals and clockwork men, our heroes find themselves...
It is New Year's Eve, 1875. In this humorously told Steampunk tale, adventure-prone Ichabod Temperance and his lovely sweetheart, Miss Persephone Plum...
"Golly, Miss Plumtartt, the Earth is getting pummeled with meteorites " "I say, if only these projectiles were organically based, Mr. Temperance, I would not be of such a troubled mind, but I fear that the flaming flotsam are revealing themselves to be warcraft from the planet Mars. Their weapons are uncanny and easily defeat the greatest of Terra's resources. These invaders wish to strip our beloved planet of her native sovereignty " "Holy Red Planet Invaders, Miss Plumtartt, you're right I reckon it's gonna be up to you, me, and this charming cast of characters to save the Earth in this...
"Golly, Miss Plumtartt, the Earth is getting pummeled with meteorites " "I say, if only these projectiles were organically based, Mr. Temperance, I wo...
"Gee, whiz, Miss Plumtartt, these here are sure enough an odd assortment of characters you and I have run up with." "Indeed, Mr. Temperance, and at the risk of disclosing any 'spoilers' for our dear readers, I suspect that we have allowed ourselves to fall into the clutches of a Nosferatu brood." "Nosfer-who-who?" "Nosferatu, Mr. Temperance, undead fiends that gain sustenance by slaking their unnatural thirsts on the manna of the living." "Oh my Goodness You mean we are prisoners of a bunch of bloodsucking Vampyres? That's terrible " "Quite, but what is even more troubling, is my suspicion...
"Gee, whiz, Miss Plumtartt, these here are sure enough an odd assortment of characters you and I have run up with." "Indeed, Mr. Temperance, and at th...
"Gee, Miss Plumtartt, after our calamitous arrival on this unsuspecting city, do you think we are still under threat of imminent murder by gangs of assorted, yet stylish, assassins?" "I say, I do fear this to be the case, Mr. Temperance. The machinations of intrigue are not unlike one of your ingenious spring-driven contraptions, sir. Yes, plots boil and swarms of suspicious characters are at our every turn, eh hem?" "Yes, Ma'am, Miss Plumtartt, Ma'am. It's a good thing we have enlisted the assistance of this notorious, Victorian-era London detective to assist us in this baffling murder...
"Gee, Miss Plumtartt, after our calamitous arrival on this unsuspecting city, do you think we are still under threat of imminent murder by gangs of as...
Ohhh, my noggin. What has happened? I took a whallop upside the head and woke up in a place far from my time and home. Instead of it being the modern era of 1877 like it ought to be, I am in the distant past of England's Dark Ages There are mighty warriors in gleaming armour, and beautiful ladies wearing colourful gowns with taffeta secured dunce caps. This is the castle Camelot I am in the company of King Arthur and his majestic Knights Golly, can you imagine? Me, Ichabod Temperance, an Alabama tinker in King Arthur's Camelot Oh, Goodness, it ain't took too long before I already have...
Ohhh, my noggin. What has happened? I took a whallop upside the head and woke up in a place far from my time and home. Instead of it being the modern ...
"Oh, my Goodness, Miss Plumtartt, there is a fiendish monster at loose in London " "Quite so, Mr. Temperance. I say, the villain has the Great city in an uproar, sir." "Yes, Ma'am, Miss Plumtartt, Ma'am, there is murder at our elbow, wherever we turn." "The machinations of intrigue threaten to crush us in their merciless gears, eh hem? Yes, one suspects that this adventure may come to be known as 'The Strange Case of Dr. Icky and Mr. Temperance'."
"Oh, my Goodness, Miss Plumtartt, there is a fiendish monster at loose in London " "Quite so, Mr. Temperance. I say, the villain has the Great city in...
