In this collection of Carla Wardin's absolutely true, non-embellished stories, enjoy her humorous take on the wild events of her life. Follow her entertaining tales from the start of her career, to buying a farm, to becoming a parent, and finally - her ongoing struggle to make sure that humans are the only creatures living in her house. After combing through countless files, old laptops, emails, and journals - here is 'Where the Filed Things Are'. This is the only way these stories will be remembered ... because the only thing worse than her filing system is her handwriting.