This volume of my story covers the events of 26th June 2004. The previous 24 hours had been a real roller-coaster ride which had taken me to every emotional extreme but I faced the new day with a greater level of hope and optimism than I could recall ever feeling before in my life. My life had been in turmoil for weeks ever since the 'weirdness' had started but things were obviously building to a climax - Would this be the day that I would finally receive an answer to who or what was behind it all? Those messages I had received the night before seemed to suggest that it would be Without...

This volume of my story is a flashback, recounting the bizarre events of the day which preceded the real-life nightmare described in volume one. The first day of the rest of my life got off to a great start - After drafting the letter of resignation which would draw a line under my previous nomadic existence as a globe-trotting expat in the construction industry I spent the morning relaxing in my garden and relishing the idea of becoming co-owner of the best dam bar in Saigon As I read my morning newspaper in the glorious Vietnamese sunshine it soon became apparent that the inexplicable...

After the 'flashback' of volume two, this volume of my story picks up the time-line of my story from where volume one left off: Left battered and bleeding on my garden path after what can only be described as a poltergeist-like event I managed to drag myself back into my house and onto my sofa. The DVD which had been playing when the latest bout of 'weirdness' had begun had finished and with my TV's remote control far out of reach and my body in too much pain for me to consider an attempt to retrieve it I resigned myself to a boring night in front of a TV screen full of snowy interference -...

This volume of my story consists almost entirely of one long and winding conversation between me and my mysterious visitor(s) encompassing subjects from music to murder, philanthropy to philandery, graffiti to grand larceny, homosexuality to the Holocaust, football to Fermat's Last Theorem, politics to pop-culture, Jay-Z to Shakespeare and a whole lot more besides. A true roller-coaster of every human emotion this book is packed with tears and laughter with controversy never far away. It has been said that a mind once stretched will never regain its original dimensions - I can certainly vouch...