Sometimes the best of intentions can lead to restraining orders, threats from the elderly and volatile awkward impromptu reunions on Facebook. Think if Larry David (Curb your ethusuism) and "Moms" Mabley had a drunken one night stand, Michael Whitley would be their grandchild. Brutal, honest, draconic wit and razor sharp tongue, "How to not friends and Piss off family members" is eighteen comic rants that attempt to apologize for bad and often inebriated behavior but fail on introduction? Why does bad stuff always happen to good alcoholics? Michael Whitley is an award winning essayist and...