Put the smile into Christmas with this, the definitive Tommy Cooper Joke book. Including the pick of Tommy's own extensive gag library, favourite stories and photographs.
My wife is a magician, yesterday she turned our car into a tree.
A big white horse walks into a pub. The barman says, 'we have a drink named after you.' The horse says, 'what? Eric?'
I said, 'waiter, what's that in my soup?' he said, 'I'd better call the boss, I can't tell one insect from another.'
I'm reading a book called 'Sex Before 20'. Personally I don't like audiences.
I said, 'it's serious,...