This is an autobiography of my 12 yrs spent as a bouncer and a bodyguard in some of the hottest night clubs in the Portland Metro area. I wrote this as a guide to anyone interested in getting into night club security as well as a way to expose the ugly underbelly of it all that I had to deal with on a nightly basis. It is also a cautionary tale so that future generations might not have to face the same pitfalls I did and inevitably end up in jail for trusting the wrong people.