Rather than whinge about lack of time, paucity of ideas, or a deficit of talent, these authors set about writing their first book via the mechanism of a stupid game. Titles were set, turn about, and stories of about 2000 words were produced to fit each title. Some old bits of tat were used to bulk things out. Finally an extensive summer of fish pun texting was repurposed as the final sections. If you wish to argue with any of the fish puns then please join the Chub quarrel set.