It was more of a mob scene than a gathering of bereaved relatives at the reading of Grandma Charlotte's will. Who was the chosen one? What was the reward for suffering through the required 'visit' on their sixteenth birthday? The old lady dropped anyone from her will who didn't visit. Gold and jewels hidden in her spooky old house was common knowledge, so everybody went. Between his psychic grandmother and gold-digging relatives, the main family relationship Frank knew was to be as distant as possible. Frank got Grandma's decrepit Victorian house, along with the sneers and snarls of relatives...