A selection of short stories varying in tone, some as black as pitch and some as light as, well, a very light thing. And some a combination of both, like, dark with light bits thrown in, or the reverse, light with specks of dark things. Subject matter varies, careening (or careering--I always get those mixed up) wildly from horror to comedy to fantasy to drama, sometimes all mixed up like two bodies fallen to the floor, a heaving, panting, sweating tangle of limbs.

If you managed to make it through the first volume of short stories, Percy Gets Probed, and somehow find yourself yearning for more- perhaps you enjoy self abuse? -then you might be keen on this second volume, appropriately titled Percy Already Got Probed. Here you'll find peculiar stories about unpleasant characters you've probably never seen the likes of before, and may not care to see the likes of again. There are doomed young lovers, doomed old lovers, coming of age, and coming of rage. Things are rarely as they seem or first appear. There is comedy, there is drama, there is horror and...

Slightly less offensive than the previous volumes, Percy Gets Probed and Percy Already Got Probed. Some of these could even be children's stories, albeit sweary children's stories. As with the previous volumes, we have here a mixture of fantasy, horror, comedy and coming-of-age, all told through the the lens of the author's myopic lazy eye. Praise for Percy Gets Probed Volumes One and Two: -The words start at the beginning and don't stop until the very end - -If you like marks on paper then these are the books for you.- -Like no other books I've ever read. And thank goodness for that.- -Percy...