Buckle your seatbelt because this is going to be a wild ride. Brian, along with his hapless hunchback and spineless hell hound, flee his mansion after it's invaded by irate villagers demanding the return of virgins that he is holding captive in the basement. Taking one of these prisoners with them, they go to seek the advice of his Great Uncle Nos in regards the forced eviction. Great Uncle Nos suggests two possible courses of action before the villagers arrive at the old monsters home and Brian is forced to flee with his companions once again. A new ally soon joins them, the gun and grenade...

Lukewarm Bathwater or Apocalypse? is a comedy fantasy adventure that you're sure to like if you enjoy the work of Terry Pratchett or Douglas Adams. The God of Apocalypse is due to sign the contract entitling him to humanity's future. However, the God of Lukewarm Bathwater utilises an obscure law which states that a hero must be picked to go on a quest and if successful he will be the immortal signing the contract. The most unlikely of heroes is chosen. His name is Wilfred and he is a garden penguin salesman with ears that would make any self-respecting elephant go green with envy. He must go...

Greetings from the Edge of Nowhere is a contemporary black comedy about a miserable greetings card writer who becomes embroiled in a murder investigation while embarking on a quest to find his childhood sweetheart.

Paul Stanton lives with his mother despite being forty-two. His life is a daily grind of monotony and tediousness, but everything is about to change. On his way to the greetings card company that he works for, Paul coincidentally sees the only girlfriend he's ever had. Spurred on by the hope she will share his wish for reconciliation, he sets out to try and find her. However,...

The Dream Factory is a surreal and uplifting comedy spattered with strawberry jam. Based on a diary kept by Ed Page while working as the temporary laundry manager at a jam factory, this book relates the rather strange events that unfolded during his short time in the job. The jam factory is bought by mysterious new owners soon after he starts working there. It is then that changes begin to take place, changes that awaken his suspicions as to the motives of the unknown people now in charge. On the surface they seem beneficial and geared towards the happiness of the staff, but are they too good...

Oh Goblin, Where Art Thou? (or 'Oh bugger We're Lost ') is a tale so brimming with madcap action and adventure that it's sure to spill over into laughter. It follows the story of Odysseus and Donk, two goblins who are accompanied by a mouse called Frankie Soft. The book opens with the trio of companions enslaved and working in a quarry. Managing to escape more by luck than judgement, they then come across danger in the desert. Meeting a tribe of nomadic goblins, they discover that their fame has spread far and wide due to their exploits prior to becoming slaves. 'Oddy' then tells the nomads...

Had the residents of Blunt known what was coming they'd have run for their lives and they'd have been screaming all the way. Well, that or they'd have just asked Cuthbert Dickson not to make his giant sausage.

Cuthbert owns one of two butcher's shops in the settlement and, in an attempt to regain the customers he's lost through a mixture of inedible meat products and a wish to expose the truth about Blunt's founder Edvard Blumqvist, he decides to make a gargantuan sausage for the forthcoming centenary celebrations. Beset with problems along the way, his ceaseless optimism in the face of...

Five years after the events in Trouble with Trolls, Nibbler is faced with a new threat and this time his brains are at serious risk of being spooned. Pleasantville is in danger again, grave danger. A horde of zombies have attacked the unsuspecting residents and Nibbler sets off to try and help catch the magician responsible in order to bring the undead occupation of the city to an end. Obviously, this isn't going to be easy, but it's certainly going to be another wild ride.

If you enjoy Orc: Fifty Shades of Dead then try the novels The Sausage of Doom or Brain the Vampire. Both are among...