The Third and Final edition of the world famous Little Book Of Lies, a work subject to several arms treaties, the Geneva Convention and the rules and regulations of the Frinton-on-Sea Mixed Martial Arts and Basket Weaving Society, is presented here for your enjoyment, delectation and possibly even your sexual arousal if you're a bit odd. It contains more than two thousand and less than forty seven million lies on such diverse topics as cheese wobbling, exploding Frenchmen, foolproof defenses in courts of law against accusations of idiocy while drunk and how to modify your heartbeat to a waltz...