supermarket interviews, air crashes, elephants, jesus, orgasm, violet, numbers, mermaids

a novel

this book is a mixture of a lot of things. there are sections of considered prose, erotica, computer generated text, stolen tweets, biblical verse, psychological profiles, and me just mashing the keyboard or copying and pasting things over and over again.

it is an explosive novel, in the sense that i wired it up and pressed the plunger - it's a mess, whole chapters take place inside brackets and it has a twist ending thought up on the fly.

it's a novel about hating novels, or hating...

This is a book about Nick Clegg and David Cameron.

It tells a story of their relationship from beginning to end, as Nick tries and fails to discover what Dave truly wants.

Nigel Farage tells the story of what it really means to survive a plane crash. Gordon Brown quietly wrestles with himself. Alex Salmond promises you haven't seen the last of him.

It's a story about the politics of language and love.

Ed Miliband barely features.

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Told through the lens of a drifting politician in confused times, this book - from the author of the minor viral sensation do you believe in...