Ever wonder: Why do Mogonites have to chase their guests down before a barbecue? Why are cows the most feared creatures in the galaxy? Who stole Earth's moon? What are dogs actually thinking about? Those important questions and others are answered inside this book. The human race is on the verge of eradication and possibly the only man who stands between the deaths of billions of innocent Earthlings and their safety is a skinny young fellow dressed in a red and yellow Pizza Star uniform. After being committed (against his will - unless he wanted one of the government's special surgeons to...

James Earl Rodriguez and a couple of his staff members went out on the road to procure the perfect story for their book, The Very Best Short Stories of 2014, and ended up getting more than they had bargained for. This is the collection of stories that resulted from that trip.