THE POINT OF KATIE HOPKINS For the first time, in full excruciatingly annoying detail, we reveal the POINT of Katie Hopkins. Across 67 completely empty pages, we reveal: -ALL of the genuinely good reasons for her existence -the absolutely fabulous manner in which she has used her notoriety as a platform for positive change -the ways in which she isn't just massively obnoxious So, if you like Katie Hopkins - and let's face it, you don't - move on. Otherwise, tuck in, and enjoy the rip-roaring loo read and gift book that EVERYONE, including of course Katie Hopkins, is talking about. The book...

EMPTY BOOKS present... BORIS JOHNSON: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT THE REAL WORLD Don't you just LOVE Boris? He's SO funny and harmless right? Well now, across 70 stunningly empty pages, this sensational brand new book details every single thing that Boris knows about the real world. Based on all of his incredible life experience toadying to the cream of society, we unveil precisely what this deeply disturbing posh giant baby understands about the everyday life of people who work for a living and didn't go to Eton. Packed full of absolutely nothing, leaving plenty of room for notes, and pencil...

ANN WIDDECOMBE: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT SEX Finally, beautifully crafted yet stunningly empty, it's the gift book all fans of sexy stuff have been waiting for, as politician and renowned SORT Ann Widdecombe reveals EVERYTHING she knows about sex, and more. (Or, strictly speaking, less). With celebrated intercourse-avoider Ann finally breaking her sexy silence, the book features a real introduction, chapter headings including 'Doing Sex' and 'Everything Ann Knows About Other Rudies and Naughties', a beautiful glossy cover, and in between all that, 67 stunningly empty pages. "Sexy." Robin...

GOOD REASONS TO SUPPORT CHELSEA After years of field work, research and interviews with the great and the good of world football, sports journalist M.T. Books finally details every single acceptable reason for supporting the world's most soulless football team. The definitive account of all that's good about Chelsea FC, it's a story of epic nothingness, comprising 67 beautifully blank pages, found in between a nice intro, proper chapter headings, and a fancy shiny cover. With sections including 'Things To Like About John Terry' and 'Why Chelsea Fans Are The Most Charming In Football', it's...

EVERYTHING COOL ABOUT BANKERS Bankers. You've gotta love 'em. Over-privileged coked-up nitwits who gamble away your pension and plunge the nation into financial crisis, before taunting any public sector worker they ever see because they've never had a million pound bonus. Here then, we detail, every single thing that's cool about bankers, which, for the avoidance of doubt, is absolutely nothing. Featuring a real introduction and chapter headings, a nice glossy 'city boy's pink shirt' coloured cover, and in between all that, 67 blank pages, it's the ideal gift for that annoying banker friend...

THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF MALE USEFULNESS After 36 years of painstaking research, and interviews with men and women the length and breadth of the land, comes this brave new polemic by the acclaimed journalist and gender commentator M. T. Books. Completely re-evaluating the role of men in interpersonal relationships and wider society, Books reveals a new truth in his uniquely text-free style: basically, it's that DIY really is just a case of picking up a hammer, so by and large men are, as suspected, a waste of space. The ideal gift for all women (and indeed men), the book features an introduction,...

EVERYTHING THE SCOTS LOVE ABOUT THE ENGLISH For hundreds of years, since the 13th Century in fact, Kings, Queens, Cockneys, bankers, Old Etonians and other general twats from south of the border, and that London in particular, have generally got on Scotland's nerves and made our lives a misery. And then, after years of suppressed superiority, and a particularly obnoxious 40 year period after England won the World Cup and couldn't stop going on about it, Scotland finally secured its chance to break free: the Referendum, September 18th, 2014. And we bottled it. Here though, to cheer you up,...