Gruesome Gap is a haunted place full of fear and woe, heed these tales of spookiness and be sure you never go. But if you must then please take care, as many a poor soul has met their end there

It's eerie and creepy especially when dark, no birds go cheep there and no dogs bark.

It's empty and spooky and as quiet as the grave, haunted by the spirits of the foolish and brave.

To stay away is our best advice, or take a risk of paying the ultimate price.

Another of Kris Lillyman's rib-tickling children's books, The Ghosts of Gruesome Gap is a fun, tongue-in-cheek...

Bad Blood is an epic story of friendship, love, murder and revenge. Joe and Sean are boyhood pals; tearaways living in the shadow of gangland amongst the rubble of post war London. The boys will do anything to protect the ones they love from the men they hate - even commit murder. At fourteen, they make a pact to kill their fathers - the only sure way they can see of saving Joe's sister, Sarah, and Sean's mum, Rita, from certain death. It is a childish oath but in the years to follow it will come to mean everything. But retribution costs and as a result of their actions Sean and Joe's lives...

Jake Sawyer has lost everything; his business is in ruins and he is sinking under the weight of crippling debt and his wife has left him, taking their two children with her. At breaking point, he is preparing to end it all when he witnesses a fatal car crash. In a futile attempt to save the driver, Jake discovers a case full of priceless diamonds and, immediately seeing his salvation, takes the case and flees to Europe without barely considering the consequences of what he has done. A worldwide hunt for the diamonds ensues in which Jake has to evade both the police and the vicious mercenaries...

Dance With The Devil is an epic Hollywood thriller in the crime genre which dispenses blood and justice in equal measure and is yet another of Kris Lillyman's stunning, action packed books. The story centres around Maria Liuzzi, a young woman born into a life of privilege; the only daughter of Carlo Liuzzi - hugely successful boss of Gold Star Pictures and former mob enforcer. But Maria commits the ultimate of Hollywood crimes when she becomes pregnant by a young man whom her father believes unworthy of her. Insane with anger, Carlo murders Maria's lover and forcibly separates her from her...

Kevin's so proud but doesn't want anyone to know, that his dad is really a super hero Kevin's Dad is another laugh out loud children's book from the writer of 'The Confused Cow' and 'Jimmy Getz and His Fabulous Pets' which both kids and grown-ups will love. Packed with loads of hilarious, zany illustrations guaranteed to make story time a giggle.

Jimmy's got a poodle, a bulldog and a golden retriever... Plus a badger, a fox and a Canadian beaver, He's also got a rabbit, a gerbil and a hare... As well as several cats - but it doesn't stop there... Little Jimmy Getz and His Fabulous Pets is another laugh out loud children's book from the writer of 'The Confused Cow' and 'Kevin's Dad' which both kids and grown-ups will love. Packed with loads of hilarious, zany illustrations guaranteed to make story time a giggle.

If you were to describe the Thingamajig, you'd say he's a bit like a Whatsit but not as big. Sort of a Watchamacallit but not as scary, or an Oojamaflip - but not as HAIRY The Thingamajig is another laugh out loud children's book from the writer of 'The Confused Cow' and 'Kevin's Dad' which both kids and grown-ups will love. Packed with loads of hilarious, zany illustrations guaranteed to make story time a giggle.

As the only cow on the farm Celeste could be excused, for not knowing what she was and being confused She could be a chicken, or a dog - or a sheep of course. Perhaps she was a pig - or maybe even a horse The Confused Cow is another laugh out loud children's book from the writer of 'The Thingamajig' and 'Kevin's Dad' which both kids and grown-ups will love. Packed with loads of hilarious, zany illustrations guaranteed to make story time a giggle.

Doug the Polar Bear wasn't born to be North Poled, as he didn't like ice and just hated the cold. He thought his life would be much more pleasing, somewhere nice and warm - and a lot less FREEZING The Beach Bear is another laugh out loud children's book from the writer of 'The Confused Cow' and 'Kevin's Dad' which both kids and grown-ups will love. Packed with loads of hilarious, zany illustrations guaranteed to make story time a giggle.

When they discovered aliens had moved in next door, The neighbours nearly fell through the floor. They really didn't need very much persuasion, that there was going to be an all out alien invasion The Aliens At Number 23 is another laugh out loud children's book from the writer of 'The Confused Cow' and 'Kevin's Dad' which both kids and grown-ups will love. Packed with loads of hilarious, zany illustrations guaranteed to make story time a giggle.