Tim Scarsdale is a mild-mannered accountant, but his life is changed in a big way when he is the victim of a vampire attack. Left to die, Tim wakes to discover that he has been accidentally turned into a vampire. Without his attacker going through the proper planning and preparation, though, Tim becomes a vampire without any supernatural abilities. Desperate to track down the vampire that turned him so that he can convince her to finish the process, he turns to a craigslist ad (you can find anything on Craigslist) for a Professional Vampire Hunter, Rob, to help him track down the wandering...