Foul, Fetid and Funny as F*** All is not well in the Free City of Lurke. Assassins plot the death of the Duke; a Demon Lord hatches his schemes; a traitor seeks to overthrow the Wizards' Guild; an army of cruel conquerors marches against the city; and a lingerie party ends in disaster. Through these machiavellian machinations stride the good ladies of the Rampant Damsel tavern, armed only with grace, beauty, elegance and a penchant for psychotic violence. Enter a fantasy world populated by the most depraved, repellent deviants you have ever encountered (and they're the good guys) Forget High...

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the gutter... ...along comes the sequel to 'Rampant Damsels' The City of Lurke is under siege by an army of merciless invaders and the ladies of the Rampant Damsel tavern are none too happy about it. A stirring tale of love and war, featuring blood, sweat, tears, beer, tantric pixies, exploding lavatories, sausages, suspicious sheep, old men in maids' uniforms and the devastating impact of a Weapon of Ass Destruction. More depravity from the master of gutter fantasy

Contained in the pages of this book are stories from Celtic folklore, myth and history, respun for the modern world by a modern storyteller. Here are tales of bugganes and mermaids, of Merlin and dragons, of ghostly hounds and unearthly bulls, tales of tragedy, tales of comedy. Whatever your preference, there is a tale to match it, born out of the Celtic spirit.

Michael Kelly is a very naughty boy, with a very smutty mind. Damsels Go Down is the third book in his infamous Damsels series of Gutter Fantasy novels. The Damsels have fled from the destruction of the City of Lurke, leading a band of desperate refugees across the wilderness. Now they find refuge and a new home in the rural village of Yokelling Down, in a valley where it is perpetually summer. But nothing stays this idyllic for long when these ladies are about. Trouble comes thick and fast, in the shape of monstrous hedgehogs, cannibals, lustful zombies, crazed cultists, bottom-obsessed...

In so much of modern fiction, vampires and werewolves have been humanised, turned into anti-heroes or sympathetic characters. But in the original legends and accounts of the hungry dead and man-beasts, there is no sympathy to be found, only savagery and horror. Dread Souls seeks to redress the balance and rediscover the essence of the authentic vampire and the genuine werewolf. In this book, nineteen terrifying accounts have been plucked from the pages of history and retold in modern English, so that contemporary readers may appreciate the dark and nightmarish roots of these most persistent...

A Modern day Celtic Fairy Tale When a mysterious boat sails into Ramsey harbour, piloted by an otherworldly old man, it is the beginning of a chain of incredible events in the life of Edward Jowell. A shy, introverted office worker, Edward finds himself catapulted into the world of ancient gods and malevolent supernatural creatures, battling to restore the balance between the fairy and mortal worlds. Who is the mysterious captain? Who is the woman in red, who watches from the shadows? Will Edward survive the night to find out? Michael H. Kelly is a student of Celtic legend and folklore and a...

A NOVEL OF ELEMENTAL HORROR A seemingly idyllic cottage in the country, haunted by a spectre of madness and death. The legacy of a reclusive occultist from decades gone by: an Elemental force trapped in the soil, unable to return to its home plane. A monstrous child that cannot remember what it is, looking desperately for its mother. Colin McGrath finds all his plans coming apart at the seams after moving into a new home, as his wife's psychic sensitivity awakens forces that would have been best left to slumber.

Auld Bobby Bob has been many things in his long life: an adventurer, a tomb raider, a vampire hunter, a thief, a liar, a drunkard and a scoundrel. He has crossed deserts, sailed across the skies in mythical sun-ships and defended towns against armies. He hoped to live out his last years in peace as a retired rascal. But right now he is helping lead a group of refugees across the wilderness in search of a new home. He has been given the job of keeping the children entertained around the campfire in the evenings, and he's not even allowed to swear. It's a good job he has such an impressive...

An erotic novel with a humorous tone. When Robert and Jackie Grace move out of the city and into a new home in a peaceful country village, they expect a peaceful, pastoral existence for themselves and their daughter Aileen. What they don't expect to experience are passionate affairs, wife swapping, perverted role play and peeping tom antics, all centered around the local vicar, James Redders, whose ministry is unconventional to say the least. Nor do they expect their daughter's sexual boundaries to be thoroughly explored to their limits and beyond in the local manor house. A novel of steamy...

Ten terrifying tales of horror and all things weird, all set among the apparently peaceful, green surroundings of the Isle of Man. The discovery of Viking gold unlocks a terrible curse; weird creatures haunt a remote lighthouse; the kitchen of a successful restaurant conceals a vile secret; the vengeance of an ancient witch; cruel accidents befall those who criticise a pompous writer's works; a TT racer's encounter with the uncanny; obsession and depravity in the service of a demonic machine; the Black Goat of the Woods; an ancient evil that inhabits the marshes; the horror that lies buried...