A tongue-in-cheek look at life and wisdom. Things my cranky, vile, smart and ugly grandpa thought he'd impart to me.

What do a kleptomaniac, sex fiend and suicide risk have in common? They're all vampires. Cocaine Vampires offers the gift of life through the kiss of death. Life Sucks.

Five members of a dysfunctional vampire clan scramble for survival after they're stripped of their longevity. Life sucks.