A collection of surreal flash fiction and the bizarre prose poems they become when run through the wringer of translation software. The weird gets weirder as syntax is distorted and language goes careening off the rails in this bite-sized experimental compilation.

Viola Chalfont is an androgynous, omnisexual pantheist with a congenitally enlarged psychic clitoris. Dr. Fernando Schwartz is a brilliant but disgraced and drug-addled plastic surgeon whose greatest accomplishments involve transforming porn stars into reasonable facsimiles of celebrities and historical figures. Bert O. Lucci, is a smut auteur renowned for making some of the weirdest and most extreme parody porn on the market. Zebediah is the imaginary wizard that lives in Bert's head. When they come together in a bizarro version of Los Angeles to create Bert's latest epic, Shaved Guevara,...