What Could Possibly GO WRONG? Nearly everything -- because truth is really stranger than fiction. This is a collection of humorous but true "Off the Record" columns that Leland E. Burch wrote during his career as Editor of "The Greer Citizen" newspaper. When life handed Burch lemons, he made lemonade by writing about things that did not turn out as planned.

The third book in the 'Center of the Universe' trilogy, a collection of the best award-winning Off the Record columns written by Leland E. Burch during his career as editor of "The Greer Citizen," a weekly newspaper published in South Carolina. Burch found humor in seemingly mundane daily living activities that often included surprising outcomes, and he shared them with readers over a period of 25 years. The variety of topics range from grumpy old men, to women's fashions, to spoiled grandparents, to getting health care and beyond.