Sarra Finklestien is a normal girl about to start her first normal day at a brand new school. Or so she thinks. Only this school is anything but normal. There's something under the floor in math class. Her rulebook says lizards can't drink coffee. Quicksand. History lessons about socks. A trashcan that...bites? All of this and more await Sarra on her first day at the South Carlton Highschool of Outer Lebanon. Oh, and did we mention it's her birthday? If only her parents would remember... This is how we all wish school could be. A fun story that's fun to read. (Approximately 11,000 words)