Companion to Chapter One of English is Stupid, a revolutionary pronunciation manual for both teachers and students of English as a second language. No one can learn to speak English from reading it. The English Phonetic Alphabet (EPA) is a simple, logical pronunciation tool designed to bridge written to spoken English especially for English language learners and suitable for every level of ESL/EFL. EPA has its own collaborative wiki site: www.englishphoneticalphabet.pbworks.com