Ethiopian expat and up-for-anything, Samson, prefers social diversion over self-analysis and parties as an escape from reality. Native American and certifiable germaphobe, Opie, embraces a different lifestyle. In an effort to find stability amongst chaos, he adheres to strict rules he's laid out for himself. When Samson and Opie arrive at Columbia Law School, much more than a formal education is on the prestigious curriculum. Enter Trey, a hedonistic peer whose antics and ego are larger than life. He introduces Samson and Opie to an aberrant world which is alternately fascinating and...

"Every hour, you get a bag. In the bag, you find a job you gotta do and the tools you need to do it. You don't do the job? You die. You snitch? You die. You get locked up? You die. Capisce?" What did Percy Winkler do to deserve this? He graduated from law school. Percy wants to be a lawyer. He just needs to pass the bar exam. Neither his bullying boss nor his extortionist mama will give him the time and tools he needs to pass. As a result, he fails the exam every time he takes it. Exasperated by Percy's repeated failures, his best friend secretly enlists Percy in a crash study course run by...

WARNING: Before you go any further, please finish the first LUSCIOUS MELCHUS book before you proceed with this one. There are spoilers and I don't want to ruin the exciting conclusion of the first book for you. Melchus barely survived his last date with a mythic she-beast. Now he must woo a trickster with no shame in their game and a secret literally kept under wraps. Have at thee, mortals. The adventures of LUSCIOUS MELCHUS continue

What is best in life for Melchus? Crushing his bean bag chair, watching a television before him, and hearing the lamentations of donuts. Preferably, all three at the same time. Unfortunately, Melchus hasn't been able to enjoy any of those pleasures since his god-like powers of lusciousness emerged. He's shanghaied by an unrepentant hustler named Dame Rong who demands restitution by prostitution. Her clients? A mythological she-beast, a transgender trickster, and an immortal movie star. Will Melchus be a date for the night or a sacrifice for all eternity? Have at thee, mortals. The adventures...

WARNING: Before you go any further, please finish the first two LUSCIOUS MELCHUS books and TONTO CANTO POCAHONTAS before you proceed with this one. There are spoilers and I don't want to ruin the exciting conclusions of the earlier books for you. Melchus hasn't been able to enjoy life since his god-like powers of lusciousness emerged. He unwittingly ends up in redface as a Hollywood Indian in a movie production so hostile to Native American actors, even Adam Sandler would walk off in protest. Although it's not apropos, how else could Melchus romance a Wendigo from a picture show? Have at...

Chinese-Jamerican Rufus Wang eschews the playboy lifestyle of his paternal grandfather by attending law school, staying true to a boring, live-in girlfriend, and accepting a summer associate position at prestigious law firm Krueller Pitts. After languishing in office politics for unearthing the salacious secrets of Krueller success, Rufus finds the help he needs from an unlikely source at an unexpected cost. Can Rufus 'man up' and embrace something within that he's spent his whole life struggling to avoid or will he end up hopeless and homeless? Brace yourselves, you are about to learn the...