Do you want to see Girls Gone Wild and Miscellaneous? How do Wild Girls and their men get all emotional? Do you want new Wild Girls' cocktail recipes? Do you want to know how Wild Girls speak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil, and smell no evil? Do you hanker for wild yet fallacious factoids? Can you find all the differences, even with all the trout? What camping equipment is really crucial? What is the anatomy of the planet Jupiter? What are well-liked updated board games? What is going on with New Century Dada? What is the latest in Home Study Courses? Which countries are the most...
Do you want to see Girls Gone Wild and Miscellaneous? How do Wild Girls and their men get all emotional? Do you want new Wild Girls' cocktail recipes?...
Do you want to drink evil, foul cocktails? Do you want to recite delightless cocktail poetry while downing a horrid shot, (say a "Warm Urine Sample," "Week-Ender," or a "Zombie Penguin")? Look inside: Drink a festering "Mug Island Iced Tea" along with this: "Drink deep along with me Our buzz is yet to be. The End of Day, for which The Happy Hour was made." Try this with an award-losing "Double Agent Orange" Martini: "To keep your cocktails brimming With rum in the rummy cup, Whenever you're dry, admit it; Whenever you're drunk, shut up." Recite this verse during the consumption of three...
Do you want to drink evil, foul cocktails? Do you want to recite delightless cocktail poetry while downing a horrid shot, (say a "Warm Urine Sample," ...
Do you want more enjoyment from your Happy Hours? Do you crave almost-true factoids? Do want to see folks getting all emotional? Can you match inventors to their inventions? Have you seen no evil, heard no evil, spoke no evil, and smelt no evil? Can you interpret secret old telegraphy codes? Do you want to help with the Air Freshener Revolution? Have you seen animal imitators humiliate: daffy ducks, zombie penguins, road kill (possums, skunks), frogs-in-a-blender, curious monkeys, feisty hippopotami, escaping giraffes, non-house-trained elephants, fresh-water unicorns, rabid flamingos,...
Do you want more enjoyment from your Happy Hours? Do you crave almost-true factoids? Do want to see folks getting all emotional? Can you match invento...
Do you want to see things that you don't want to see? Things that will distress, trouble, upset, disquiet, disconcert, and alarm you? Will you be disturbed by images of international urination? Do want to see folks getting all emotional? Are you passionate about untrue trivial factoids (like, "When St. Bernards grow up, they turn into meat.")? Can you match ugly and disagreeable babies to their ugly and disagreeable names? Have you seen no evil, heard no evil, spoke no evil, and smelt no evil? Do want to see odd suburban rituals like Appliance Worship and Gift Horse Impersonation? Do you want...
Do you want to see things that you don't want to see? Things that will distress, trouble, upset, disquiet, disconcert, and alarm you? Will you be dist...
Do you feel you are in the midst of mayhem and havoc? Do you want to see things that will give you feelings of confusion, chaos, turmoil, disorder, or pandemonium? Do you hope to be exposed to items of New Century Dada? Are you interested in emotional bedlam? Are you disturbed by images of international urination? Do you need to go on a Nature Danger Scavenger Hunt? Will you be excited by seeing action shots? Do you want to train for America's no. 1 career choices? Have you smelled no evil? Do you want to see some illustrated parental cliches? What are the most popular sports days? Are you...
Do you feel you are in the midst of mayhem and havoc? Do you want to see things that will give you feelings of confusion, chaos, turmoil, disorder, or...
Do you feel threatening, pointed forces are aimed at you? Do you get sharp, uneasy feelings? Are you afraid to answer the phone? Do you worry about murder, slaying, massacre, killing, assassination, and homicide? Do you fear sharp objects, blunt instruments, knives, saws, cleavers, garrotes, nooses, guns, gasoline, swords, poison, rifles, defenestration, drowning, snakes, spiders, crazed weasels, bloodthirsty nephews, butlers, daggers, axes, sharks, skewers, weed whackers, thin ice, electrocutions, hammers, and explosives? Can you find modern uses for old peculiar British words? Do you need...
Do you feel threatening, pointed forces are aimed at you? Do you get sharp, uneasy feelings? Are you afraid to answer the phone? Do you worry about mu...
Do you feel like you're heading for a showdown in the old west? Are your six-shooters loaded and your spurs polished? Are you Good? Are you Bad? Are you Miscellaneous? Are you looking for buried gold? Have all the dollars slipped through your fist? Are you itching to try out rude hand gestures from around the world? Are you at an emotional crossroads? What wanna-be TV shows were cancelled after just one episode? Do you want to improve your vocabulary, especially the "F" words? Are you passionate about faux factoids? How do you spot dine-and-dashers? Do you hope to be exposed to items of New...
Do you feel like you're heading for a showdown in the old west? Are your six-shooters loaded and your spurs polished? Are you Good? Are you Bad? Are y...
What makes you bad-mannered? Do you want to see people being rude and unrefined? Or see folks being discourteous, impertinent, uncouth, brazen, raunchy, loutish, churlish, boorish, ungracious, cheeky, impudent, impolite, insolent, loud-mouthed, coarse, tacky, vulgar, bawdy, cheap, disrespectful, ill-bred, rough, charmless, indelicate, graceless, insipid, sophomoric, undignified, crummy, chintzy, inferior, uncultured, barbaric, tasteless, cheesy, or gross? Do you need a guide to bad manners for men and for women? Are you disturbed by images of international urination? What is Action Yoga? Is...
What makes you bad-mannered? Do you want to see people being rude and unrefined? Or see folks being discourteous, impertinent, uncouth, brazen, raunch...
"Europe on 10 Bottles a Day" is a whimsical, tipsy tour of one clan's wine-fogged journey through the bars of Europe. What is Avignon like on 10 bottles a day? How about Les Baux? Or Barcelona? Or may Madrid? Costa Brava? Paris? Munich? La Crepatada? Who can remember? Are you disturbed by images of Euro-peein' urination? What is Action Yoga? Is it for you? Do you want to know about America's number one career choices? Does the idea of cocktail poetry bring you to tears? Have you seen real party time mischief? Do you yearn for "art" from the New Century Dada movement? Are you interested in...
"Europe on 10 Bottles a Day" is a whimsical, tipsy tour of one clan's wine-fogged journey through the bars of Europe. What is Avignon like on 10 bottl...
If you like your books with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous mess of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of hordes of Visigoths and bar keepers, Mug and Mali crafted this new malodorous hodgepodge. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Miscellany Magazine Annual" is impertinent, yet jejune, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How To Lick Salt" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking....
If you like your books with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous mess of cocktails, photo mash-ups, si...
