The story I'm about to tell you for the most part is true. I say for the most part because no one's memory is truly perfect. Plus I've taken the liberty of changing a few things here and there to protect the lives of the humans I've recently befriended. They have come to mean a great deal to me and I would hate to see anything happen to them. It's not their fault I have this great urge to tell my life story. So why tell it, you ask? First of all, it's not my entire life story. Most of it is boring and dull, like average people's everywhere. I've lived it and wouldn't want to read it. Second,...