When world-famous reporter-turned-sex-addict Jessica Fox gets the chance to interview legendary wizards Dumbledork and Hairy Potters (who just turned 24) at the Wart-Hogs School of Witchcraft, Black Magic, and Wizardry, she ascends to Cloud 9. Jessica has always dreamed of fucking a wizard, especially ones as sexy and famous as Hairy Potters and his headmaster, Dumbledork. But as soon as she arrives, Wart-Hogs comes under attack by the evil wizard Dark-a-mort. Dark-a-mort slaughters Dumbledork and kidnaps Jessica in an attempt to lure Hairy Potters into a trap. Will Hairy finally be able to...