This humorous, sexy, and informative erotic travelogue and meditation follows the author on massage journeys through Asia, Europe, and the United States. It describes a Sandiwich massage, no-pants massages and joint-shower massages in Thailand, nymphomaniac Indonesian masseuses who have sex with their customers, a Russian Tantric and an Erotic Finnish massage in New York City, and a radical proposal on how to keep men and women happy and the world at peace. With just one New York City massage costing $70 and up, this book, which includes a chapter offering specific advice to persons seeking...

Welcome to Pleasurelandia (partly a region, partly a state of mind)... where gorgeous, smiling women are on call to drive you wild with pleasure at any moment of the day or night ... within 30 minutes of a phone call. Where "massage" is only an opening gambit, like a "Hello," one that could culminate in the most mind-blowing sex you've ever had. Where you could end up falling in love and never want to leave. Where you could have three spectacular massages in a day without leaving your room ... and still pay less than for a single New York City massage. Describing his visits to...