Be careful what you pray for. When Tom Gallagher, a Catholic teenager who's only sin is inventing transgressions to confess to the priest, prays that he will stop stammering, he wakes the next morning to find his ums replaced by ain'ts and reckons. Thanks to the Good Lord's sense of humor, Tom loses two parttime jobs, learns how to lie and becomes part of the OE brotherhood, a group of four boys who spend their Friday nights finding ingenious ways to buy a fine spirit called Old Equinox 400. While the other boys try to thwart the Curse of the Severed Staff which prevents them from losing...