Professional stay-at-home nanman looking for needy mistress with a lot of bang and a lot of buck. You: type-A powerhouse, sexy exercise freak, no time for lovely children. Me: lovable child entertainer, epicurean sorcerer, and full action figure complete with handyman tool belt. Trained in subservience and anger management for Your Highness's stress release blowouts. Taking applications now.

The Nanman is a romance set against the modern trend of stay-at-home dads who are losing their families. The news has recently reported this paradox: women are increasingly interested in their own...