"I work for the Office of Arcane Affairs. You have never heard of us. If the CIA finds out al-Qaeda has a guy who can bend spoons, they call the OAA, and they send me. When the Office of Naval Intelligence has reports of a strange, giant, glowing squid, "Hey OAA, can Topher scuba dive?" An infestation of rabid, gun-toting, were-jaguars in a South American jungle? No problem. Topher can fix it. Nothing worse than spooked spooks who don't have a clue what they're dealing with. But that's my job. Because being a wizard means I'm the only one who can handle it." To protect its interests, the U.S....
"I work for the Office of Arcane Affairs. You have never heard of us. If the CIA finds out al-Qaeda has a guy who can bend spoons, they call the OAA, ...
